Just a Bit More About Alphabet Juice
I just read an additional entry in Alphabet Juice that was so delightful I had to post about it here.
The entry is the one on hoo hoos. (Don’t know the meaning of hoo hoos? That’s one of many good reasons to buy the book!)
Anyway…
I read the entry from start to finish, finding it amusing. I liked the last bit about a New York cabdriver who (quote) …after nearly running over an elderly lady, said in a reassuring tone, “Nah, you don’t wanna hit a pedestrian. ‘Cause you have to fill out a form. …” (end quote)
That’s pretty funny. The best reason not to run over a pedestrian is to avoid filling out a form. Smile.
Then I decided to re-read the entry to see what all I might have missed.
This time when I arrived at the target section, I read the conclusion of the entry more closely , and found it to say, “Cause you have to fill out a form. And if you don’t dot all your t’s and cross your i’s . . .”
That’s worth a giggle since it ties back in to dyslexia, which is really the subject of the entire hoo hoos entry.
But say it out loud. It comes out: If you don’t dot all your t’s and cross your eyes . . .
That made me laugh out loud.